Spread the word or be punished!
The People's Republic of Slabovia needs more people like you if The General's "State-Approved Take Over The World Plan" is to happen! Tell your friends, pets and random people in the street about Slabovia. Otherwise punishment will be severe.
Example punishments include:
The Communist Crush
Everyone Laugh at The Mud Eater
Burping Privileges Cancelled
Confiscation of Mud and Potatoes
Pen Pals Wanted
COMMUNIST KID SEEKS SIMILAR, GSOH
Slabovian teenager seeking to make friends with an 'm' or 'f'. I like pigs, tractors, underpants, chilling in front of the TV watching News 2.4 and taking long walks in the mud - planning the downfall of the West! Looking to meet in the Slabovia area and beyond! Must have own mud.
Small Ads
TRACTOR FOR SALE
One careful owner (Tractorpusher). Only five hundred Slabometers on the clock. Full log book filled with scribbled drawings by my son. Significant mud residue on offside rear of the vehicle. Go Faster Red Colour. Big Beat Soundsystem. Miniature silver pig on bonnet. No engine. Contact Jermski.