Thu 09th Sep, 2010

Spread the word or be punished!

The People's Republic of Slabovia needs more people like you if The General's "State-Approved Take Over The World Plan" is to happen! Tell your friends, pets and random people in the street about Slabovia. Otherwise punishment will be severe.

Example punishments include:

The Communist Crush

Everyone Laugh at The Mud Eater

Burping Privileges Cancelled

Confiscation of Mud and Potatoes

Slab a friend service

Comrade! You have intelligence rarely seen in this cold, desolate wasteland that we call home.

Now tell your friends - no matter how questionable they may be - about the glorious State of Slabovia. Spread the word or be punished!

Yours, The General



Seperate friends with commas

Pen Pals Wanted

COMMUNIST KID SEEKS SIMILAR, GSOH

Slabovian teenager seeking to make friends with an 'm' or 'f'. I like pigs, tractors, underpants, chilling in front of the TV watching News 2.4 and taking long walks in the mud - planning the downfall of the West! Looking to meet in the Slabovia area and beyond! Must have own mud.

Small Ads

TRACTOR FOR SALE

One careful owner (Tractorpusher). Only five hundred Slabometers on the clock. Full log book filled with scribbled drawings by my son. Significant mud residue on offside rear of the vehicle. Go Faster Red Colour. Big Beat Soundsystem. Miniature silver pig on bonnet. No engine. Contact Jermski.