Thu 09th Sep, 2010

Flashy Games

Slabovian games mean big fun. The General demands that games are made and that Slabovia plays them. He knows that, if we are to lure Westerners into Slabovia and make our land bigger than America, one way to make them stay is to give them computer games to play.

It was with this mandate that The Potato Publishing Tower took to creating games. Now, with a growing portfolio and tie-ups with the likes of the Ministry of Sex, our Flashy Games are the best in Slabovia!

LATEST GAME RELEASES

  • MONSTER PIG
    Professor Probious's monster pig - a genetic mutation, created to stomp on the West - is hungry. Help Mama Nietzsche feed the beast and (for reason's not fully known) save the world! 

         

 

  • STI INVASION
    Slabovia is under attack!?! No, not from the West, but from an outbreak of sexually transmitted infections (STIs)!  Help Kierky and Nietzsche - with a little help from Professor Probious - defeat these pesky critters.

NEW INNOVATIONS

PII FAT IS JUST A MAT

Slabovian game manufacturers Grimtendo have released the latest add-on that they claim will revolutionise the way we play games. We're not so sure. The ‘Pii Fat’ is supposedly an interactive exercise board but to me it just looks like a scabby mat, priced at one hundred rundels. Take a tip from me and avoid!

EDITOR'S PICK

BEST GAME EVER?

This game has evolved significantly, now the gaming world (which is significantly similar to Slabograd) is much bigger. There’s still nothing like the thrill of driving a tractor backwards down a one way street whilst laying waste to baddies and comrades alike!