Lif in Slabovia

I’m The General’s Son - the second most respected man in Slabovia. There are six official jobs in Slabovia, pick one that matches your personality and download the emblem now – or I’ll tell my Dad. Then go mingle with others like you.

Your workplace

Ewan Gibson - Rock Counter

Has been giving western leaders a Slabovian makeover

Comrade NoName - Rock Counter

Now we can all get an insight to the thoughts of a Rock Counter thanks to Comrade NoName's blog

Stefan Benski - Pickle Inspector

Comrade Benski proves Pickle Inspectors not only have a good eye for Pickle imperfections but can also rap!

view slab space or die

The place for you to be Slabovian. Packed with potatoes, pigs and mud.

choose your job

There are many things to do and see in Slabovia. Here's a run down of the best of what's our there, plus some extra stuff to download if you click on them.

Download Map of Slabovia

Map of Slabovia

A must-have for anyone travelling around Slabovia. Printed on crushed potato skins and woven with goat hairs


Download Slabovian State Television

Slabovian State Television

On the outskirts of Slabograd sits the ominous SSTV studios. It's output is regarded as the best in the land, with bad shows punishable by death


Download Burger Tyrant

Burger Tyrant

Feeling hungry? Not after visiting Slabovia's crushed-meat in a bun establishment


Download Ministry of Sex

Ministry of Sex

A refurbished shed in the Pig Wilds (nothern Slabovia) dedicated to the promotion of sexual education and good practice in the bedroom